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QUOTE(Artiste @ Jun 28 2007, 05:41 PM) [snapback]201937[/snapback] Can we safely assume that the merger is a thing of the past at this point? Now two months after the initial announcement, I notice that the "merger news" is shunted off to a back page on the Amazing Facts website, and it can only be found by using the search function on 3abn's site. **************************************** I don't believe we can say that the merger is off with 99% assurance as yet. We have, however, received word that it has been concluded, with a 100% probability that all bad things that have ever happened to Danny Shelton/3ABN, are Bob Pickle and Gailon Joy's fault by default. These calculations come to us from the Big Six Executive Board, and has been ratified by all the Partners at large. For clarification, please contact the closest mirror, look in and read your lips say, "That there Bob and Gailon are guilty, by default, so says the Danny Shelton Gang!" We are sorry to deliver such devastating news, but we know personally that the Great Sherlock Holmes has dropped everything to get Bob and Gail untied and off that railroad before the train arrives! We hear tell that Sherlock's own Son is going to be helping in this travesty. This should give our hearts Joy and get these boys out of this Pickle they are in! -------------------- The greatest want of the world is the want of men-- men who will not be bought or sold, men who in their inmost souls are true and honest, men who do not fear to call sin by its right name, men whose conscience is as true to duty as the needle to the pole, men who will stand for the right though the heavens fall. {Ed 57.3}
But such a character is not the result of accident; it is not due to special favors or endowments of Providence. A noble character is the result of self-discipline, of the subjection of the lower to the higher nature--the surrender of self for the service of love to God and man. {Ed 57.4} |
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![]() ![]() ![]() QUOTE(Fran @ Jun 28 2007, 11:18 PM) [snapback]201964[/snapback] I don't believe we can say that the merger is off with 99% assurance as yet. We have, however, received word that it has been concluded, with a 100% probability that all bad things that have ever happened to Danny Shelton/3ABN, are Bob Pickle and Gailon Joy's fault by default. These calculations come to us from the Big Six Executive Board, and has been ratified by all the Partners at large. For clarification, please contact the closest mirror, look in and read your lips say, "That there Bob and Gailon are guilty, by default, so says the Danny Shelton Gang!" We are sorry to deliver such devastating news, but we know personally that the Great Sherlock Holmes has dropped everything to get Bob and Gail untied and off that railroad before the train arrives! We hear tell that Sherlock's own Son is going to be helping in this travesty. This should give our hearts Joy and get these boys out of this Pickle they are in! |
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Kudos to Pickle and Joy!
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QUOTE(Fran @ Jun 28 2007, 09:18 PM) [snapback]201964[/snapback] I don't believe we can say that the merger is off with 99% assurance as yet. We have, however, received word that it has been concluded, with a 100% probability that all bad things that have ever happened to Danny Shelton/3ABN, are Bob Pickle and Gailon Joy's fault by default. These calculations come to us from the Big Six Executive Board, and has been ratified by all the Partners at large. For clarification, please contact the closest mirror, look in and read your lips say, "That there Bob and Gailon are guilty, by default, so says the Danny Shelton Gang!" We are sorry to deliver such devastating news, but we know personally that the Great Sherlock Holmes has dropped everything to get Bob and Gail untied and off that railroad before the train arrives! We hear tell that Sherlock's own Son is going to be helping in this travesty. This should give our hearts Joy and get these boys out of this Pickle they are in! You are so clever, Fran!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() .....and people say accountants are dull and boring.....go figure..... ![]() |
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QUOTE(Fran @ Jun 28 2007, 10:18 PM) [snapback]201964[/snapback] I don't believe we can say that the merger is off with 99% assurance as yet. We have, however, received word that it has been concluded, with a 100% probability that all bad things that have ever happened to Danny Shelton/3ABN, are Bob Pickle and Gailon Joy's fault by default. These calculations come to us from the Big Six Executive Board, and has been ratified by all the Partners at large. For clarification, please contact the closest mirror, look in and read your lips say, "That there Bob and Gailon are guilty, by default, so says the Danny Shelton Gang!" We are sorry to deliver such devastating news, but we know personally that the Great Sherlock Holmes has dropped everything to get Bob and Gail untied and off that railroad before the train arrives! We hear tell that Sherlock's own Son is going to be helping in this travesty. This should give our hearts Joy and get these boys out of this Pickle they are in! ![]() -------------------- Duane Clem
It's not about religion, it's about a relationship. Gems of Wisdom "Lisa and Ronda are not Danny's biological father." -- wwjd, 2/8/07 "Watchbird, The facts prove the above lie." -- wwjd, 2/13/07 "Another lie that can be proven..." -- Bystander, 3/18/07 "The thing about lies is they can be proven." -- Aletheia, 3/22/07 "I am not here to argue" -- Aletheia, 4/24/07 "She didn't move to 3ABN, she moved to Illinois" -- Aletheia, 4/25/07 "Hope is liberal. 3abn is not." -- steffan, 6/9/07 "Danny Shelton does not decide what goes on the air, period." -- appletree, 8/22/07 http://www.save-3abn.com/ http://www.investigating3abn.info/ http://rescue3abn.blog.com/ http://www.abundantrest.org/?p=74 http://abundantrest.org/2007/02/18/3abn-sa...ons-retirement/ http://anewsabbathschool.blogspot.com/2006...ain-wrecks.html http://cafesda.blogspot.com/2006/08/atoday...bn-news_21.html http://www.atoday.com/email/2007/02/12/ http://spectrummagazine.typepad.com/the_sp...eans_and_e.html |
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QUOTE(Fran @ Jun 29 2007, 05:18 AM) [snapback]201964[/snapback] I don't believe we can say that the merger is off with 99% assurance as yet. We have, however, received word that it has been concluded, with a 100% probability that all bad things that have ever happened to Danny Shelton/3ABN, are Bob Pickle and Gailon Joy's fault by default. These calculations come to us from the Big Six Executive Board, and has been ratified by all the Partners at large. For clarification, please contact the closest mirror, look in and read your lips say, "That there Bob and Gailon are guilty, by default, so says the Danny Shelton Gang!" We are sorry to deliver such devastating news, but we know personally that the Great Sherlock Holmes has dropped everything to get Bob and Gail untied and off that railroad before the train arrives! We hear tell that Sherlock's own Son is going to be helping in this travesty. This should give our hearts Joy and get these boys out of this Pickle they are in! Certain indications reveal that Mr. Danny Shelton could be setting up a legal balance sheet where we are all invited to dine with Pickle and Joy. -------------------- "Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as quickly as possible, because otherwise the bleeding will not end." (Attributed to Henry Kissinger) "He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it" (Martin Luther King) ![]() ![]() |
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QUOTE(Johann @ Jun 30 2007, 03:22 PM) [snapback]202159[/snapback] Certain indications reveal that Mr. Danny Shelton could be setting up a legal balance sheet where we are all invited to dine with Pickle and Joy. Perhaps it is time to mend broken people, as the song implies. So, why not begin with a banquet and invite everyone from the General Conference president on down the chain of command? I can almost hear the chef banging the pots and pans in the kitchen now. |
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QUOTE(Johann @ Jun 30 2007, 04:22 PM) [snapback]202159[/snapback] Certain indications reveal that Mr. Danny Shelton could be setting up a legal balance sheet where we are all invited to dine with Pickle and Joy. Maybe that should be that we will be "invited to BE EATTEN" like Pickle and Joy! The "Evil Roaring Lion" has arrived to devour us. I heard the "Evil Roaring Lion" is seeking whom he may devour and has been dabbling into International Invitations that can not be refused. International Cuisine is said to be so tastey, and will please the Lion, but it will still be hungry. Take care and trust in the True God. He will protect you and Arild from being eaten alive! He will again "SHUT THE LIONS MOUTHS". ![]() All broken people, broken by the "Mending Broken People" messenger, will be broken again by the new and improved "Return unto god" message from the self same appointed anointed one! IMO, The evil Lion has been identified, and still he roars for yet a little while. Could it be the Evil Lion desires a "Piece of that Chocolate Cake" that he so fondly speaks of ? ? ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ************************************************ Johann; All fun and pun aside, grace and peace be with you both, Johann and Arild, is my sincere prayer. God is drawing His people nearer and nearer to Himself. He will return soon to take us home. It has been so long now. I am getting tired and so want to see that day. Maranatha ~ So come Lord Jesus! ![]() ![]() ![]() -------------------- The greatest want of the world is the want of men-- men who will not be bought or sold, men who in their inmost souls are true and honest, men who do not fear to call sin by its right name, men whose conscience is as true to duty as the needle to the pole, men who will stand for the right though the heavens fall. {Ed 57.3}
But such a character is not the result of accident; it is not due to special favors or endowments of Providence. A noble character is the result of self-discipline, of the subjection of the lower to the higher nature--the surrender of self for the service of love to God and man. {Ed 57.4} |
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![]() 1,000 + posts ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,522 Joined: 17-October 04 From: Iceland, formerly Denmark, Norway, USA, Sierra Leone, Nigeria, Faeroe Islands. Bound for Heaven. Member No.: 686 Gender: m ![]() |
QUOTE(Fran @ Jul 1 2007, 12:32 AM) [snapback]202167[/snapback] Maybe that should be that we will be "invited to BE EATTEN" like Pickle and Joy! The "Evil Roaring Lion" has arrived to devour us. I heard the "Evil Roaring Lion" is seeking whom he may devour and has been dabbling into International Invitations that can not be refused. International Cuisine is said to be so tastey, and will please the Lion, but it will still be hungry. Take care and trust in the True God. He will protect you and Arild from being eaten alive! He will again "SHUT THE LIONS MOUTHS". ![]() All broken people, broken by the "Mending Broken People" messenger, will be broken again by the new and improved "Return unto god" message from the self same appointed anointed one! IMO, The evil Lion has been identified, and still he roars for yet a little while. Could it be the Evil Lion desires a "Piece of that Chocolate Cake" that he so fondly speaks of ? ? ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ************************************************ Johann; All fun and pun aside, grace and peace be with you Johann and Arild, is my sincere prayer. God is drawing His people nearer and near to Himself. He will return soon to take us home. It has been so long now. I am getting tired and so want to see that day. Maranatha ~ So come Lord Jesus! ![]() ![]() ![]() Prayers and dedication are needed as the Lord leads in conquest. -------------------- "Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as quickly as possible, because otherwise the bleeding will not end." (Attributed to Henry Kissinger) "He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it" (Martin Luther King) ![]() ![]() |
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QUOTE(Johann @ Jun 30 2007, 04:22 PM) [snapback]202159[/snapback] Certain indications reveal that Mr. Danny Shelton could be setting up a legal balance sheet where we are all invited to dine with Pickle and Joy. I've said it before. If I even get a letter, I go to the media. -------------------- Duane Clem
It's not about religion, it's about a relationship. Gems of Wisdom "Lisa and Ronda are not Danny's biological father." -- wwjd, 2/8/07 "Watchbird, The facts prove the above lie." -- wwjd, 2/13/07 "Another lie that can be proven..." -- Bystander, 3/18/07 "The thing about lies is they can be proven." -- Aletheia, 3/22/07 "I am not here to argue" -- Aletheia, 4/24/07 "She didn't move to 3ABN, she moved to Illinois" -- Aletheia, 4/25/07 "Hope is liberal. 3abn is not." -- steffan, 6/9/07 "Danny Shelton does not decide what goes on the air, period." -- appletree, 8/22/07 http://www.save-3abn.com/ http://www.investigating3abn.info/ http://rescue3abn.blog.com/ http://www.abundantrest.org/?p=74 http://abundantrest.org/2007/02/18/3abn-sa...ons-retirement/ http://anewsabbathschool.blogspot.com/2006...ain-wrecks.html http://cafesda.blogspot.com/2006/08/atoday...bn-news_21.html http://www.atoday.com/email/2007/02/12/ http://spectrummagazine.typepad.com/the_sp...eans_and_e.html |
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QUOTE(ex3ABNemployee @ Jun 30 2007, 11:36 PM) [snapback]202196[/snapback] I've said it before. If I even get a letter, I go to the media. That is a thought......how many will think that way if and when the "letter" comes? |
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QUOTE(Fran @ Jun 30 2007, 06:32 PM) [snapback]202167[/snapback] I heard the "Evil Roaring Lion" is seeking whom he may devour and has been dabbling into International Invitations that can not be refused. The thing to remember is that if you watch the animal shows, you quickly note that the animals are not afraid of lion that roars; they are only afraid of the lion that does not roar. Given the speed deficit between lions and their prey, they require stealth to hunt successfully... so a roaring lion is a starving lion. There be a lesson in that for those with ears to hear... In His service, Mr. J -------------------- There is no one more dangerous than one who thinks he knows God with a mind that is ignorant - Dr. Lewis Anthony
You’ve got to be real comfortable in your own skin to survive the animosity your strength evokes in people you'd hope would like you. - Dr. Renita Weems |
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QUOTE(steffan @ Jun 27 2007, 12:45 AM) [snapback]201644[/snapback] Shouldn't the response you're NOT getting tell you something? Like, for instance that AF could care less what the bsda members think about the merge. Say, why don't you describe for us what "SPIRITUAL ADULTERY" is??? |
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Can we safely assume that the merger is a thing of the past at this point? Now two months after the initial announcement, I notice that the "merger news" is shunted off to a back page on the Amazing Facts website, and it can only be found by using the search function on 3abn's site. **************************************** Haven't we learned not to safely assume too much from that corner? For those who are bewildered we have the words of one who is the same yesterday, today, and forever. With HIM it is safer to assume, and that assumption is called faith. -------------------- "Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as quickly as possible, because otherwise the bleeding will not end." (Attributed to Henry Kissinger) "He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it" (Martin Luther King) ![]() ![]() |
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Danny... Or Steffan if you would prefer... You obviously care what people are saying on here or else you wouldn't be responding... Say, why don't you describe for us what "SPIRITUAL ADULTERY" is??? GOOD QUESTON!!! ![]() ![]() This post has been edited by mikell: Jul 4 2007, 04:25 PM |
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