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Jun 4 2006, 03:38 PM
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This weekend my family was at Cohutta Springs...We had a great time. Cohutta Springs has the Hope Channel and 3ABN. So this was my first time EVER watching 3ABN. EVER!!! (Not sure if this topic belongs here but here it goes). I've watched it via the web, but never on TV.
How come these folks look like plain ole janes. Every person on there looked ghostly!! What happened to their color in their skins. OH MY GOODNESS...Melissa Summers does a show on Issues and Answers. She looked a HOT MESS!! Her clothes were too big on her, and her face looked ashy. I was like WOW!! What in the world. IS that what we look like now? OH MY GOODNESS!!! What in the world? How can we minister to folks looking crazy? Now...before you jump on me. THIS IS NOT ABOUT MAKEUP. I am talking about moisturizer. Plain ole powder to the face. The one white lady who sang (I liked her song) but she had color but Danny didn't, neither did the young man he was questioning. I sat there laughing for about 2 hours. Surely we can do better than this. What in the world? This post has been edited by pmorris68: Jun 4 2006, 03:40 PM |
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Jun 4 2006, 03:42 PM
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5,000 + posts Group: Administrator Posts: 11,143 Joined: 21-July 03 From: Northern California Member No.: 47 Gender: f |
Gurl, you know that be the natural look......Do they have bid hair, too? On the Gaithers and TBN they still have big hair.
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Di And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose---Romans 8:28 A great many people believe they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.-- William James It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.- Mark Twain |
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Jun 4 2006, 03:46 PM
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1,000 + posts Group: Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 11-May 04 From: Atlanta Member No.: 399 Gender: f |
Now if I was on international television. My hair would be hooked up. I would be driving to Chicago (not sure of the distance) every week to get my hair done. Melissa should be shame. I know she knows better than that. It appears they have brainwashed her up there.
Her clothes were way to big on her. Her hair was just draped down. I was like "What is she doing?" I wanted to call her then and say '"Girl, you need a makeover!!!". For real. She needs to quit that. The other folks had ok hair but no color in their skin. And since hearing all the Danny Shelton drama, I could barely take him. He isn't the best interviewer either. |
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Jun 4 2006, 04:05 PM
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5,000 + posts Group: Administrator Posts: 11,143 Joined: 21-July 03 From: Northern California Member No.: 47 Gender: f |
That's too bad....maybe I could get a job as their stylist..............
QUOTE(pmorris68 @ Jun 4 2006, 02:46 PM) [snapback]133376[/snapback] Now if I was on international television. My hair would be hooked up. I would be driving to Chicago (not sure of the distance) every week to get my hair done. Melissa should be shame. I know she knows better than that. It appears they have brainwashed her up there. Her clothes were way to big on her. Her hair was just draped down. I was like "What is she doing?" I wanted to call her then and say '"Girl, you need a makeover!!!". For real. She needs to quit that. The other folks had ok hair but no color in their skin. And since hearing all the Danny Shelton drama, I could barely take him. He isn't the best interviewer either. -------------------- TTFN
Di And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose---Romans 8:28 A great many people believe they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.-- William James It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.- Mark Twain |
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Jun 4 2006, 04:09 PM
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1,000 + posts Group: Charter Member Posts: 1,828 Joined: 20-July 03 From: Fremont, California Member No.: 9 Gender: f |
hey now - don't be trying to move - make sure they pay for you to fly back on sundays!
QUOTE(princessdi @ Jun 4 2006, 02:05 PM) [snapback]133379[/snapback] That's too bad....maybe I could get a job as their stylist.............. -------------------- life is too short to knit with ugly yarn....
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Jun 4 2006, 04:22 PM
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1,000 + posts Group: Members Posts: 1,741 Joined: 19-April 05 From: Huntsville, Alabama Member No.: 984 Gender: f |
QUOTE(pmorris68 @ Jun 4 2006, 04:38 PM) [snapback]133374[/snapback] This weekend my family was at Cohutta Springs...We had a great time. Cohutta Springs has the Hope Channel and 3ABN. So this was my first time EVER watching 3ABN. EVER!!! (Not sure if this topic belongs here but here it goes). I've watched it via the web, but never on TV. How come these folks look like plain ole janes. Every person on there looked ghostly!! What happened to their color in their skins. OH MY GOODNESS...Melissa Summers does a show on Issues and Answers. She looked a HOT MESS!! Her clothes were too big on her, and her face looked ashy. I was like WOW!! What in the world. IS that what we look like now? OH MY GOODNESS!!! What in the world? How can we minister to folks looking crazy? Now...before you jump on me. THIS IS NOT ABOUT MAKEUP. I am talking about moisturizer. Plain ole powder to the face. The one white lady who sang (I liked her song) but she had color but Danny didn't, neither did the young man he was questioning. I sat there laughing for about 2 hours. Surely we can do better than this. What in the world? See, they're not the ones who look crazy...WE liberal progressives are the problem...trying to be all beautified and made up and stuff...didn't you read your fundamentals? "Thou shalt not wear make-up." "Thou shalt make thyself as unappealing to the eye as possible." QUOTE(princessdi @ Jun 4 2006, 04:42 PM) [snapback]133375[/snapback] Gurl, you know that be the natural look......Do they have bid hair, too? On the Gaithers and TBN they still have big hair. How do they get their hair like that?!?! It's like some science experiment gone wrong or something!! This post has been edited by Nuggie: Jun 4 2006, 04:23 PM -------------------- Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
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Jun 4 2006, 04:36 PM
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Maybe somebody could get Danny Shelton a shirt and tie.
This post has been edited by Panama_Pete: Jun 4 2006, 04:37 PM |
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Jun 4 2006, 04:37 PM
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5,000 + posts Group: Administrator Posts: 11,143 Joined: 21-July 03 From: Northern California Member No.: 47 Gender: f |
A WHOLE lot of hairspray!!!
QUOTE(Nuggie @ Jun 4 2006, 03:22 PM) [snapback]133385[/snapback] See, they're not the ones who look crazy...WE liberal progressives are the problem...trying to be all beautified and made up and stuff...didn't you read your fundamentals? "Thou shalt not wear make-up." "Thou shalt make thyself as unappealing to the eye as possible." How do they get their hair like that?!?! It's like some science experiment gone wrong or something!! -------------------- TTFN
Di And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose---Romans 8:28 A great many people believe they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.-- William James It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.- Mark Twain |
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Jun 4 2006, 07:13 PM
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5,000 + posts Group: Members Posts: 10,513 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Nashville, Tennessee Member No.: 830 Gender: f |
Paula, "I'm done" already!!!!
QUOTE(pmorris68 @ Jun 4 2006, 03:38 PM) [snapback]133374[/snapback] This weekend my family was at Cohutta Springs...We had a great time. Cohutta Springs has the Hope Channel and 3ABN. So this was my first time EVER watching 3ABN. EVER!!! (Not sure if this topic belongs here but here it goes). I've watched it via the web, but never on TV. How come these folks look like plain ole janes. Every person on there looked ghostly!! What happened to their color in their skins. OH MY GOODNESS...Melissa Summers does a show on Issues and Answers. She looked a HOT MESS!! Her clothes were too big on her, and her face looked ashy. I was like WOW!! What in the world. IS that what we look like now? OH MY GOODNESS!!! What in the world? How can we minister to folks looking crazy? Now...before you jump on me. THIS IS NOT ABOUT MAKEUP. I am talking about moisturizer. Plain ole powder to the face. The one white lady who sang (I liked her song) but she had color but Danny didn't, neither did the young man he was questioning. I sat there laughing for about 2 hours. Surely we can do better than this. What in the world? This post has been edited by simplysaved: Jun 4 2006, 07:14 PM -------------------- "No weapon formed against YOU (Sarah--and every Believer/Servant of God) shall prosper and every tongue that rises against you in judgement you will condemn...."--Isaiah 54:17
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Jun 4 2006, 07:33 PM
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QUOTE(Panama_Pete @ Jun 4 2006, 05:36 PM) [snapback]133386[/snapback] Maybe somebody could get Danny Shelton a shirt and tie. I agree. Those loud mock turtlenecks ain't working. |
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Jun 4 2006, 09:02 PM
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Didn't you ignorant folk ever hear that the good ole midwestern meat and potatoes look is what lost souls are looking for? They might have carnal thoughts if they happened to see Dr. Thrash and Shelly Quinn made up like Jezebel hussies, Danny Shelton looking like Tom Cruise, or John Lomacang looking like Barak Obama. We wouldn't want to be responsible for causing them to be carnal now would we? Oh, and those people's inner beauty might end up lost under all that makeup, jewelry, and ties.
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Jun 4 2006, 09:29 PM
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5,000 + posts Group: Administrator Posts: 11,143 Joined: 21-July 03 From: Northern California Member No.: 47 Gender: f |
Hush Bear! LOL!!!
QUOTE(beartrap @ Jun 4 2006, 08:02 PM) [snapback]133418[/snapback] Didn't you ignorant folk ever hear that the good ole midwestern meat and potatoes look is what lost souls are looking for? They might have carnal thoughts if they happened to see Dr. Thrash and Shelly Quinn made up like Jezebel hussies, Danny Shelton looking like Tom Cruise, or John Lomacang looking like Barak Obama. We wouldn't want to be responsible for causing them to be carnal now would we? Oh, and those people's inner beauty might end up lost under all that makeup, jewelry, and ties. -------------------- TTFN
Di And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose---Romans 8:28 A great many people believe they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.-- William James It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.- Mark Twain |
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Jun 4 2006, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE Melissa Summers does a show on Issues and Answers. She looked a HOT MESS!! Her clothes were too big on her, and her face looked ashy. I was like WOW!! What in the world. IS that what we look like now? I know she can dress too...that's the sad thing about it...I saw a picture of her in the Adventist Review in her article about leaving behind the lucrative positions at the radio stations to answer her calling to God...girl was sharp...then months later I turn to 3abn, and im like what's up with my DJ...LOL |
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Jun 4 2006, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE(HUGGINS130 @ Jun 4 2006, 11:05 PM) [snapback]133424[/snapback] I know she can dress too...that's the sad thing about it...I saw a picture of her in the Adventist Review in her article about leaving behind the lucrative positions at the radio stations to answer her calling to God...girl was sharp...then months later I turn to 3abn, and im like what's up with my DJ...LOL In order to fit in, your DJ has to become the midwestern contemporary of Ellen White in the eighteen hundreds style. Seems that folk sometimes think that if you look like J. N. Andrews, or Ellen White, you should somehow be accorded a place amongst the saints in glory. Perhaps if we all assumed the style of Mennonites or Amish we could achieve salvation and entice a few extra lost souls into the kingdom. This post has been edited by beartrap: Jun 4 2006, 10:22 PM |
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Jun 4 2006, 10:17 PM
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QUOTE(beartrap @ Jun 4 2006, 10:12 PM) [snapback]133426[/snapback] In order to fit in, your DJ has to become the midwestern contemporary of Ellen White in the eighteen hundreds style. Seems that folk sometimes think that if you look like J. N. Andrews, or Ellen White, you should somehow be accorded a place amongst the saints in glory. Perhaps if we all assumed the style of Mennonites or Amish we could achieve salvation. chokin while laughing not trying to wake up the misses, you got me rofl... bear cut it out!!!LOL |
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